1.Blacks' Magic
[i'd like to send this one out to the partner
Pepa mc, and her first born, whatever it may be]
Yo, spin, once again help me get this crowd on its feet
So we can set it off
I've got your back, salt, you know i'm never soft
Yo, where's your records at?
Right beside me
Ready to give a scratch?
Yep, like poison ivy
It's the nineties, the year for change, can you prove it?
I made this beat, i'm an invincible, and i produced it
It's in my soul to roll and flow, take control
Sold the show, can go like a pogo stick
Hot hit, dop, dip, rock, rip, don't shop on my hit list
Cuz i can be a witch if
They music is cool, and it can calm the savage beast
Then we got plenty of beats for the beasts to eat
A party animal that's livin' rather large, in fact
Take out the camera, salt, (why?) i wanna picture that
Make sure it's focused or you may only not have noticed
Before i cut up a jam i yell a 'hocus pocus'
And right before your eyes you'll understand the name
Musicans and magicians are usually the same
And the fame, proclaim, obtains, the stain will gain a rain
That pours, it soars my brain to yours
Ordained by law to train the poor
I'll make sure that there ain't gonna be no more
It's a treachery hidden up the sleeves of men
Magic will only work for those who do believe in them
Black magic, it's black magic
Do you believe in black magic?
It's black magic
I believe in black magic
It's black magic
Do you believe in black magic?
It's black magic
I believe in
We call this song 'black magic' cuz it's a fact
Anything that's tragic relates to black
Coincidental? (no) here's an example, jack
Words as ancient as fossils or artifacts
Black sunday or monday
Black tongues or lungs may cause a black sleep
Why say black sheep?
Black sabbath is evil, black market illegal
A black widow is deadly, black potion ain't healthy
See, some try to say dark-skinned men ain't sexy true
Darker the cherry, you know how sweet will be the juice
Music's the only thing that brings the dead right back to life
Have faith and it will guide you through the night just like a
light
Never say salt steered you wrong inside a concert hall
My crystal ball can see the future, to the beat y'all
Magic, it's black magic
Do you believe in magic?
It's black magic
I believe in magic
It's black magic
Do you believe in magic?
It's black magic
I believe in magic
And my feet in the street is black magic
And my soul in control is black magic
And the life that i live is black magic
Anything that i give is black magic
It's black magic
Do you believe in magic?
It's black magic
I believe in
In magic, a dimension of sight and sound
Where people see in only shades of brown
And reality is the same as a fantasy
Is this the way you want your world to be?
Not me, i want variety in my society
Where i can change if i don't like what i see, you see
This is a woman speakin' bringin' door-to-door, seekin'
Tranquilty, that abilty will keep on repeatin'
To saw someone in half may be a trick or treat
Making them dance and laugh is somethin' quite unique
Abracadabra, salt's comin' at ya
You say my music was a phase, a fad, huh, i proved you wrong
Over ten years and still goin' strong
Whoever heard of a fad kickin' for so long?
Magic, it's black magic
Do you believe in magic?
It's black magic
I believe in magic
It's black magic
Do you believe in magic?
It's black magic
I believe in black magic
And the life that i live is black magic
Anything that i give is black magic
And my feet in the street is black magic
And my soul in control is black magic
(repeat)
2.Doper Than Dope
Ah, to the beat y'all
Yes, yes, y'all
Salt and pepa's here with a brand new call
People are saying, 'no, it just can't be them'
But yes, it's salt and pepa on the mic again
Here to let you know how the rhymes just go
When it's time to pick up the microphone
And let the voice flow
So yo, steevee-o, let the beat go
Whether it's fast or slow or medium tempo
No one can ever flow smooth as this
Whether he's a mister or she's a miss
So come one, come all, ya gotta bust a sound
Or rather the rhyme will just gather around
To see the doper than dope ones, fulfill the circumference
Go out and buy an amp so that you can pump this
It's startin' to irk me, yo, salt, what irks you?
Other mcs couldn't fill up a circle with fans
While we were on vacation you couldn't complete your end
Salt and pepa now we're back and again featuring
Spinderella, she's not a fella but a pro
And on the wheels of steel good to go
Cuttin' up a storm sometimes it's frightning
First comes the rain then strike the lightning
Doper than dope, can anyone cope?
Yes, a-maybe, ahh - nope, so why do you persist and try?
Look me right in the eye and tell me are you that fly?
That you can pick up the microphone
We stake the mic alone
Hope that you never run into salt and pepa
Cuz we're doper than dope
Yo, it's been a long time, but now we're back
Salt and pepa's gettin' funky on a brand new track
And more up-to-par, swift like a car
Stickin' to your mouth like rooftop tar
Leaving a scar on those who spar
So pass the cigar, get a drink from the bar
Lyrics gonna flood your mind like the reservoir
Here they are, come and join the salt and pepa seminar
The rhymes are refined, some call them bizarre
But they can catch your ears like a bass guitar
And speakin' of base, why did ya in the first place?
Walkin' around town till i see you face to face
You didn't wanna speak so i rested my case
And now you're feelin' kinda fragile like an antique vase
But don't worry friends or even give up hope
Cuz this time we're hyper than hype on the mic
Call us doper than dope
Spinderella, where ya at?
Give us a funky scratch
This is it, this is it
Gettin' doper than doper than dope can get
Uh, hit me
Two times
Three-two-one break down, ya broke up
Cuz you started speakin' when you shouldn't have spoke up
You went the wrong way, you shouldn't have tried
To dis salt and pepa cuz half-steppers gettin' fried
Cuz these females at five minutes a beat
Is all it takes for us to take control seven days a week
You're wack, stick to your skeezin' please
And let's not waste time on the weak mcs
Cuz they're unreal, and we're the real deal
Cuz we reveal the real sex appeal
Yo, fellas, you want some, come and get some
Doper than dope rhymes so i can hit some
Musical notes that can hypnotize
Keep your eyes on the lips, hips, and thighs
Try to concentrate on the whole scenery
Cuz this is salt and the pepa mc
Yo, here to rock right with the idolmakers clan
There's steevee-o, hurby the luv bug and also
The invincibles, fat doug, dre, and bougie
And much more so get your vcr and pick my fuji tape
And rush for your house, don't move slow
Cuz you might miss the main idols in the video
You guessed it, yes, it's no joke
Salt and pepa's on the mic gettin' (what?)
Gettin' doper than doper than doper than dope
Enough (why?), cuz this ain't your average stuff
And when it comes to rockin' rhymes salt and pepa don't bluff
We were the showstoppers that took your men
We made you shake it then you push it, and we started a trend
But this trend is kinda different, it's not a gold rope
This time it's salt and pepa, spinderella gettin' doper than
dope
3.Do You Want Me
You said it loud, and i heard you
Never tried to hurt you
Some say i'm old-fashioned
I like to take my time and do it slow
You know with the flow
But don't try to rush it
So ride it like a horse
And let nature take its course
Get to know each other
Be my friend not just my lover
Share your thoughts with me
Love my mind not just my body, baby
Chorus
Do you really want me, baby? let me know
Cuz if you really like me i suggest you tell me so
Got no time for silly games, that ain't even why i came
Cuz i may be the kind of guy you like
Please understand the way i feel
I must have trust or there's no deal
My emotion's ain't to be
Played with or given free
I appreciate greatly
The way you toleratered me
Sometimes i do act flaky
I wouldn't blame you if you hate me
You put up with my butt
When i wouldn't give it up
Yeah, i know that really sucks
But if you wait awhile, i'll make it up
Chorus
Who me? a tease? brother, please
You're just having bad memories
About some skeeze who did the squeeze
And had you on your hands and knees
Look, i am telling you straight out
That's not what i'm all about
I'd just be playing myself out
If i spent the night at your house
Now don't get me wrong
I didn't mean to turn you on
We haven't known each other long
But this is my life not just a song
Chorus
4.Expression
Oh yeah, oh yeah
You know life is all about expression
You only live once, and you're not coming back
So express yourself, yeah
Chorus
Express yourself, you gotta be you and only you, babe
Express yourself, and let me be me
Express yourself, don't tell me what i cannot do, baby
Come on and work your body
Now joe wanna be like bob
Bob got it goin' on with no job
And everything rob got he got from robin
And everything she got she got ho-hoppin'
My girl jilly wanna be like jackie
Fat rope chains and i think that's wick-wacky
Tom and dick wanna be like harry
Little do they know he's bitin' on barry
Stan was a scam, but vinnie's legit
Mercedes coupe hometroop with no kit
A businessman with a beeper for a reason
Not like tim because it's in this season
Chorus
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Hey pep, you up next
Yes, i'm pep and there ain't nobody
Like my body, yes, i'm somebody
No, i'm sorry, i'm-a rock this mardis gras
Until the party ends, friends
Yes, i'm blessed, and i know who i am
I express myself on every jam
I'm not a man, but i'm in command
Hot damn, i got an all-girl band
And i wear the gear, yeah, i wanna wear it, too
I don't care, dear, go ahead and stare (oooo)
Afraid to be you, livin' in fear (boo)
Expression is rare, i dare you
Chorus
Oh yeah, oh yeah...
Yo, excuse us while we rap
Go ahead, girls, express yourself!
My party, your party, anytime drop in
Cold hip-hop is always rockin'
Don't you like it when the music drop
Jump, spread out, and stop?
Now bring in the go-go (uh-oh)
Look at how my butt go rock from left to the right
You wanna step to me, groove me
I know you wanna do me
Come on now, fellas, don't fight
At my door they're bum-rushin'
To hear the percussion
Sound of my go-go band
I've long ago learned my lesson
It's all about expression
Will the real salt and pepa please stand?
And...
Express yourself, you've got to be you, babe
Express yourself, and let me be me
Express yourself, don't tell me what to do, babe
Express yourself, come on and work that body
Express yourself, you've got to be you, babe
Express yourself, don't tell me what to do, babe
Express yourself, you've got to be you, babe
Express yourself, don't tell me what to do, babe
Express yourself, oh yeah, oh yeah
Express yourself
5.Independent
When duty call, the leader pep come hard
Try to dis my girl salt, up goes my guard
Still feminine, feminine still, yes
But then next pump a hundred weight bench press
So what it mean, pep? i'm not impressed
Cuz i wear the pants, and you wear the dress
Punk, you're lovin' stunk, you're not a hunk
This is independent funk
And i'm gettin' ready for the year 2000
Independent - yes, i'm housin'
Independent - yeah, now watch me
Independent - no one can stop me
Woman and i am independent
I make my own money so don't tell me how to spend it
Cuz you need me, and i don't need you
So listen close, boy, to my independent funk
Yeah, can you feel it?
Yes, it's my, it's my independent funk
(yawn) you're sleepy, go to bed
Wanna step? go ahead and jet
Now wake up from your dreamin' cuz you're dealin' with the pep
Like oakley from the knicks, yes, i'm havin' a ball
You think because you're leaving that i'm gonna take a fall?
It was small thing, oooo, it was really too small
Livin' large, boy, standing ten feet tall
Now my heart won't dent, keep the money i lent
And don't forget i pay the rent, this is my apartment
I'm independent
I am independent
That's right i said it, and be damn sure i meant it
Cuz a girl like me can have anybody
So give my love, boy, to my independent funk
Hey...
Salty the v.i.p., you should have stuck with me
What are you stupid? huh, my pockets run deep
So flex the rolex and the sex that i gave ya
In jail with no bail and now nothin' can save ya
You want me to visit? i ain't with it lizard
We had magic now ya lost without the love wizard
Ya had to cross me, and now you lost me
Get off me softy, i'm the boss, see?
You can't disguise the lies in your eyes - you're not a
heartbreaker
You're a fraud, and i'm bored - you're a fake faker
It's too late to debate with the moneymaker
After while, crackhead - see ya later, gator
Woman and i am independent
I make my own money so don't tell me how to spend it
Cuz you need me, and i don't need you
So listen close, boy, to my independent funk
Yeah, so funky, so funky
No, no, no more nookie for you cuz i gave ya the boot
Go ahead and go in your yugo, gonna miss the benz coupe,
hometroop
Who's supportin' ya now?
Got a job or do ya rob? i heard you're sellin' drugs - wow
Big man, huh? but just understand uncle sam know the scam
You'll end up in the can
Singin' a sad song cuz you did me wrong
Couldn't fool me for long, i got it goin' on
I'm independent
Yes, i am independent
That's right i said it, and be damn sure i meant it
Cuz a girl like me can have anybody
So give my love, boy, to my independent funk
Hey yeah...my independent funk
It's just an independent funk
Get with this independent funk
You're a baby so maybe you just needed a babysitter
Bitter? i figure i'm rid of a piece of litter
Tiger, tigger, i bounce back, and you're a quitter
Your girl is gone for good so just forget her
You're blind, you'll never find another better
Your mind stays on a behind in a tight sweater
Burned your flowers and your love letters
Never a tear will i shed
I'm independent
Yes, i am independent
I make my own money so don't tell me how to spend it
Cuz you need me, and i don't need you
So listen close, boy, to my independent funk
Yeah...
6.I Don't Know
[yo, play, i never expected that from you
A guy's entitled to one mistake, cheryl
One mistake? that ain't what i heard (laughs)
Yo, what are you trying to say?]
Look, let me kick it to you like this
It's not that i don't miss your kiss
Well what is it?
I'm scared of gettin' hurt (what?), much afraid
Of who? me? come on, baby, don't try to play me
It's true
But you know that i feel for you
Yeah, i do but (what?) yo, play, i can't trust you
Come on, why?
How could you stand there with a straight face and ask
I ain't the first or will not be the last
You got it all wrong, those days they all gone
Yeah right, i ain't goin' out like a pawn
Come on, you make it sound like i'm a little ho
Yo, let me tell you somethin', buddy
I really don't know
Oh, i get it, now i see
I really don't know
After all the time you spent with me?
I really don't know
All the good things that we had in our mind
I really don't know
First i was sad now i'm gettin' mad
[you gettin' mad?
That's right, mad
What are you gettin' mad about?
Yo, you better...yo, girl, i'm tryin' to tell you
I better what? tell me what i did
Look what i've done for you, you are ungrateful
Yo, salt, i'm tellin' you lead that's goin' to your head
Look how you...look how you dissed me
Aw...
Shut up]
Now how could you forget so soon
All the nights with dim lights in the bedroom
The things we said, the things we did
All the talk about the house, the cars, and the kids
Yo, i'm not sayin' those things didn't happen but
That was before i found out you was a slut
Rappin' to all the girls in and out town
It didn't take long for word to get around
Yo, if you walk out on me, i'll understand
And have to take my lumps like a man
You see, nobody's perfect, neither are we
Love is knowin' when to say you're sorry
Yes, and i apologize
You sure that's not a lie?
Yeah, cross my heart and hope to die
Just let me know what is it with you men?
And don't tell me it's a tom and dick thing
Is it a must you lust for every big butt?
You realize it caused the end of us?
Ok, it's understood, the things i did it wasn't good
Now can we live our lives like normal couples should?
Mmmm, no
No?!
Well, i mean, i still don't know, it may be a mistake
Don't think it's fake
I poured my heart out, and you still don't believe me?
Well go ahead then, you might as well leave me
I think you're right, though
I know i'm right
Yeah, so?
So what?
Yo, i really don't know
Come on now, i ain't gonna beg
I don't know
Didn't you hear a word i've said?
Yo, man, this ain't gonna work
Word, they're tryin' to play us like a bunch of jerks
Yo, i ain't gettin' on my knees for no one
I'm with you, true
Let's go have a cold one
Oh, you the dude
[well, how'd it go?
Oh, i don't know
At least we're still friends...
Yeah, me, too, so what's goin' on tonight?
I got a date
Already? so do i
Oh yeah? that's great]
7.I Like To Party
Let's kick it like this, ah yeah
We gotta kick it like this, ah yeah
We need to kick it like this, ah yeah
We gonna kick it like this, ah yeah
[and let me tell ya, girl, i'm a party animal, see?
Word, and i need a man that can hang with this thing
You know what i'm sayin'?
Oooo, child, i know what you're sayin'
Hey ladies! i said homegirls!
We've been goin' for the dog-doo
It's gettin' to be a real drag around here, you know what i'm
sayin'?
A woman can't do nothin' no more, man
We've got to let the fellas know what they can do for us]
As the smoke clears you can hear
And the ringing in your ears just disappears
Your body's soft, but you still want more
You might end up as a casualty on the dance floor
I'm an addict, strung out on dopeness
But you can't chew, sniff, or smoke this
If you wanna get high step by the speaker
And overdose on somethin' sweeter
Do you suffer from migranes or other pains
That's caused by stress and strain? brother, refrain
You came to the right place to get your head straight
The cure's for sure, the beat's the bait
I won't wait for the crowd to get loud or rowdy
I enjoy my life cuz i like to party
Chorus
I like to party, night and day
I like to party in every way
I like to party, i can't stop
I like to party till i drop
(repeat)
We're steppin' on the case, watch your face
Don't like the pace then leave the place
It's ladies night, yeah, and we hype
Heels, shirt, tights, and a mic
Like three the hard way we're doin' it our way
Rollin' and gettin' funky like kid 'n play
See her over there behind the phonograph
She's a psychopath, i make the breaks last
A salt and pepa parade this is
So march on the dance floor with his
Arms wrapped real tight around your body
And you'll understand why
Chorus
Oh, i feel hot then again why not
This ain't pop, it's hip-hop
And got a lot to rock to, dip and dop to
You don't have to, but you probably want to
It makes you laugh because it's really fun to
Twist your tongue and exercise your lungs to
Tonight on the mic we're showing
We're strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
Hey you! where do you think you're goin'?
Yo, stan, my man, keep the horns blowin'
Havin' a good time ain't no crime
When the joint is jumpin' and people are dancin'
Everyone does it, now it's no sin
Yo, i just did it, and i'm ready to do it again and again and
again
Chorus
[wait a minute...
Now i think it's time we give the drummer
Some of this funky groove we got here
You ain't got to throw no solo in, brother
Just keep what ya got
Yo, turn it loose cuz it's a mutha
Now when i count to four i want y'all to chill
And let the drummer get ill
And when i count to four i want y'all to come back in once more]
It's in my feet, feels so sweet
Said it's in my feet, feels so sweet
It's in my shake, oooo, but it work me to death
Said it's in my shake, but it work me to death
I want the floor, i wanna rock the floor
C'mon, y'all - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - hit it!
(drum solo)
[ain't it good to ya?
Uh, ain't it good to ya?]
8.Let's Talk About Sex
[punch it, hurb
Yo, i don't think we should talk about this
Come on, why not?
People might misunderstand what we're tryin' to say, you know?
No, but that's a part of life]
Come on
Chorus
Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex for now to the people at home or in the
crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, pep? i doubt it
All right then, come on, spin
Chorus
Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop
She use what she got to get whatever she don't got
Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human
The chick was a hit because her body was boomin'
Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds
Nothin' she ever wore was ever common
Her dates heads of state, men of taste
Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her to get with
Or even mess with, the prez she says was next on her list
And believe me, you, it's as good as true
There ain't a man alive that she couldn't get next to
She had it all in the bag so she should have been glad
But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad
Thinkin' about the things that she never had
No love, just sex, followed next with a check and a note
That last night was dope
Let's talk about sex, baby (sing it)
Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex (come on)
Let's talk about sex (do it)
Let's talk about sex (uh-huh)
Let's talk about sex
Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out
Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about sex, all right
(repeat)
[yo, pep, i don't think they're gonna play this on the radio
And why not? everybody has sex
I mean, everybody should be makin' love
Come on, how many guys you know make love?]
Chorus
9.Live And Let Die
I'm a sister with a grip on her life
I only live once so i gotta get right
The first time cuz there won't be a second
I'm not in the mood to preach about the wrong of the world
It can't be changed by three girls
On the trio tip, we're not a proof of that trip
Excuses, that's the truth when the proof compellin'
I ain't tellin' or sellin' out to the pop life
I like the spotlight
Gimme a mic and a beat so i can speak words of wisdom
I may be young, feed some, fall down, and filled up, i'm gonna
build up
Knowledge is food for thought so let's eat up
Whatever goes up, comes down, you see nothin' lasts forever
Not even mcs, you, he, she, and even i should live and let live
Or live and let die
Live and let die
You're wastin' time tryin' to change the mind
Of those who's souls are full of holes
I do unto others as i wish them to do unto me
Life ain't nothin' but death without money
My way of thinkin' is one-track
My method of convincin' combat
Success is a mission, it's there for anyone who wants to do
better
You know where i'm comin' from
Survival of the fittest, and i'll admit it's vicious
I testify as a witness
Let me say this first for what it's worth
It's true that the meek shall inherit the earth
But that don't mean you gotta be weak or soft
Even on the mic you can't take no shorts
I only help those who want to help themselves if no one else
As a youngster they taught me to live and let live
And that's what i always did, word to miz
But there's a change in the world that i live in
So don't be surprised if i live and let die
Live and let die
Live and let die
That's the eighth time that baser almost o.d.'d, man
Live and let die
Yo, finster, baby, went up for homicide
Live and let die
He's out there skeezin' with no jimmy hat
Live and let die
K-bone was shortin' the fuzz and got dumped
Live and let die
10.Negro Wit An Ego
Here we go (yo), i'm a negro with an ego
So? don't tell me what i'm doin' is illegal
No, i resort to violence only when provoked
Contrary to rumors, i'm no joke
If i sound hard it's because i'm pee-ed off
And do you wanna know why? go 'head, tell 'em, salt
All right, let me explain what upset me
No, we ain't tryin' to be sexy
Dismiss is quick with a miss like a tongue
Cuz i'd run if i was a chick, pick up a hit list
And i'm-a kick it like this
The word is out, you played me out
I won't scream and shout, straighten it out now
Don't lie and spy, stop tryin' to connive me
Slow your roll, you don't even know me
I'm not a militant, but i'm equivilant
To an activist, all i'm after is cheer among all
I don't care if they're big or small, short or tall
We've got to stand to fall, ain't that right, y'all?
Now all i can talk about is what i know
And all i know about is what i witness
What i witness is what i see
Me, way below status quo cuz i'm a negro with an ego
Yo, that don't go
Chorus
Put some faith in your race
Put some faith in your race (repeat)
I'm black, and i'm proud to be a
African-american soul sister
Usin' my mind as a weapon, a lethal injection
And oh yes, i'm the best in whatever i do
I do better, i'm clever
I never half-step ask salt or pepa
We're partners in rhyme, one of a kind
This affair is rare, and you will never find
Another like me, gimme the mic, it's mine
Keep your mitts off this, yo, salt, it's time
To let the public know the subject of the show
Is what america calls a negro with an ego
Yo, that don't go, that's a negative so...
Chorus
Porche, benz, and bm's are all suitable
For people who sell pharmacuticles
That's a stereotype, that's the hype
Don't ask me why i have an attitude (all right)
When i drop a nine-eleven on my 200c
The cops are surprised to see a minority
Behind the wheel of this car, it must be narcotics
How else could she have got it?
A brown-skinned female with two problems to correct
Wrong color, wrong sex
Sometimes i feel the real deal is to be a rebel
But that would bring me down to their level
I won't settle for that, it's unacceptable
Cuz salt and pepa's always very respectable
Sometimes we get crazy and outta hand
But it's all in the fun of makin' everybody dance
I'm proud of who and what i am so call me a negro with an ego
And get ready to go blow for blow
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11.Start The Party
I'm gettin' dressed for the jam about to jump in my mercedes
Slippin' on my dancin' shoes cuz i'm a lady of the eighties
It's friday night, i just got paid, my house is pumpin'
Or listenin' to my hammer tape, while my sound system is dumpin'
Picked up my girl salty, she was waitin' on the porch
I shared my fly, fly mercedes, yo, lit the highway like a torch
On the way to pick up spindy we raced with a 1-9-d
He was a sucker duck if he thought he could buck with us in e
The party started
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Let's get this party started
Let's get this party started right
Rolled up at the party, saw a fella black and fine
Bow-legged, high-top fade, then i said, 'yo, that one's mine'
Stepped out of the ride, told the bouncer, 'hold my benzy'
Heard the bass, it was the place so i slipped my man a penny
When we walked in the jam fans met us at the door
They yelled, 'we love you salt and pepa!' 'yes, we love y'all
even more!'
Some foul, wack, nappy bitty tried to step to spinderella
I was cool, i made my move, then i droppped her like a fella
Start the party, boy
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Now this is what you call a hip-hop beat from s and p
So get out on the dancefloor, and don't even rough with me
I ain't goin' for it, i ain't buyin' it so don't even try me
Dance sucker, mother tucker can, that old lady gets busy
Yeah, i don't give a damn, salty is who i am
And man, i'm gonna slam this jam, you understand?
Yes, we will stay the queens no matter what the means
The party started, let's get retarded, now work them bluejeans
Rock the party, y'all
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Yes, i told the people move, he made a move
To the stage and grabbed the mic
From these stank, sorry, frauds - run d.m.c. look-alikes
Spinderella took the set, made her fingers nice and wet
And you bet she made that dj sweat, and he won't soon forget
Pepa took on the speaker, bust an oh, so funky rhyme
I did a step right on time and made the crowd lose their minds
The whole place was on the floor, we was rockin' hardcore-core
We left them wantin' more, and we headed out the door
We rocked the party
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12.Swift
The duo is back, competition check out the new style
Then get the heck out
Put on your battlin' gear, but don't come strapped
Bullets are not needed, this time it's rap for rap
I'm makin' the move, and soon you'll have to make yours back
In fact, the further the rhyme is dancin', jack will get a lip
smack
So break up because it's time you shook up, you gotta make up
It's time to break up the party, now you're shook up
Salt and pepa's gettin' swift, livin' up to par
And competition, how to 'whassup' is to ride the bra strap
Hurby's on the beats, steevee-o has the musical notes
Spinderella's like a propeller spinnin' music so dope
Makin' a lot of noise for all the boys shootin' the gift
Hold on tight cuz tonight salt and pepa's gettin' swift
You might have thought about goin' against the spices
Salt and pepa's a mixture like chinese rices
Battlin' time, mr. macho, please don't try to rip
Because i'll melt ya like nacho cheese
You want flavor, well here's something to savor
Why don't you wave a microphone in front of my face
And a do small favor, gimme a beat so i can bust a rhyme
For all the nerds, let all the words feed your mind
Statin' the things and pleasin', takin' a rest, i'm out for
easin'
Bodily functions makin' 'em dance and pep, this is the christmas
season
This is duck season, and i'm gettin' high
You're outta luck, duck, now it's time for you to get and die
The ebony queens are back on the scene
I assume you still suck like a vacuum machine
Cornball sucker, give me a break
I'm-a drop you from the sky like snow, you a cornflake
Born to break any sucker or half-stepper
Who wants to get assaulted with a deadly pepper
Go down, low-down, this ain't no showdown
The competition, i'm sure they'll blow down
Even if you seem to stand stiff
The breeze of the rhyme makes you move, and we get swift
Suckers and flukes, it seems you lost and time to put up dukes
Cuz you just forced it, the furious females to fly to (fuck)
with
Stay stiff suckers, soon you'll be stuck with a rep, torn to
shreds
A musical score leg, need a victory? i left an 's' on your
forehead
Don't fuse up now, it's time to put out lights
I won't ease up, pal, cuz i'm-a go outta sight
Lyrical queen, mess around, and you'll get creamed
The star of every male's fantasy or wetdream
The ebony princess in a lyrical safari
Battlin' me is like a honda racing a ferrari
If you were the king, what laws would you have me obey?
None, my son, cuz i'm quicker than a ???
Quick to split the chick tryin' to get slick
You're nothing but a prostitute turning a new trick
Little miss wench, my mind is a trench
Makes you drop, then you stop in your tracks and as i clench
My fist, i twist words you use to rip
The next time you flex, i'm guaranteed to get swift
Hip-hopper's, rap artists, and rhyme fanatics
Can you believe there's a sucker trying to cause static?
Break out the health supplies and medical aid
Prepare your mind for a super, alphabetical raid
Rhythmic explosion without corrosion
Rhymes, in effect, that protect like a trojan
Against disease, sorta like a wack mc
Rhymes more powerful than a punch at jack dempsy
I fear no one, plus i tell no tales
I will stand up to any male or female
Ones who persist to resist end up a prisoner
Hissed in a daze or a faze because he is in a
State of shock, too hard for one to take
So in a multitude of crowds i run to break
Beats for torture, but don't get played
I stay paid, i caught ya now you shook, you're afraid
Scared of the fact we came back to uplift
The name, we designed the game, and we get swift
13.You Showed Me
You showed me what to do, exactly what to do
When i was in love with you
You showed me many of things, plenty of hard times
Then i got up on it but the hard way
Out there to tax, you chose me to slay
I saw what you did, uh-huh, and said nothin'
But watched, clocked, then i kept bluffin'
And schemed to capture the skill of your rapture
Master become the massa and kick at ya
A plan, a new stand for this woman
Made to be deadly just like the omen
No more trippin', too strong to fall
Shoe's on the other foot, shots are mine to call
Little did you know what you were showing
It hurted when you flirted, but i kept going
Now the student is the teacher, you can't freak her
Play the game of life, and i'll beat ya
You showed me what to do, exactly what to do
When i was in love with you
Ohhh, it's true, i can do it, too
You showed me what to say, exactly what to say
In that very special way
Ohhh, it's true, games were made for two
You're fly, you live high off life riches
Got three, four, and five fly bitches
You dummy, you're so funny, leave me in stitches
Honey, i command, i pull the switches
Now i relieve the scratch when he itches
I'm not the man, but i wear the britches
So pitch your love and lies in the ditches
P.s. hugs and kisses
And when i tried it, i could see you fall
And i decided it wasn't hard at all
You showed me what to say, exactly what to say
In that very special way
Ohhh, it's true, games were made for two
You taught it to me too, exactly what to do
And now i do it well
Ohhh, it's true, now you love me, too
I tried it then i decided it's fun
To catch the wave and ride it
On from what you spawn
Yo, i play like a rose, but i live like a thorn
But anyhow, i do know now the tricks of the trade
I ain't never gettin' played
Say what you will, and do what you must
It all fell apart when you betrayed my trust
Don't worry, babe, you're still my main dish
First on the menu but of a long list
This ain't me, it's what you made me
Now i'm slappin' you back with the same crap you gave me
So get a grip, i'm hipper than hip
And i'm sick and tired of your shit
Let's make this clear, dear, i swear
Never will i get dogged again, i'm outta here
You showed me what to do, exactly what to do
When i was in love with you
Ohhh, it's true, i can do it too
Ohhh, it's true
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